Never Leave Your Nuts Alone

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by medical queen (This site is so "educational") on Saturday, 05-Apr-2008 12:26:57

Never leave your nuts alone

A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his
patients to a baseball game. For weeks in advance, he
coached his patients to respond to his commands. When
the day of the game arrived. Everything went quite well.

As the National Anthem started, the doctor yelled,
"Up Nuts", and the patients complied by standing up.
After the anthem, he yelled, "Down Nuts", and they
all sat back down in their seats.

After a home run was hit, the doctor yelled, "Cheer
Nuts". They all broke out into applause and cheered.
When the umpire made a particularly bad call against
the star of the home team, the Doctor yelled, "Booooo
Nuts" and they all started booing and cat calling.
Comfortable with their response, the doctor decided
to go get a beer and a hot dog, leaving his assistant
in charge.

When he returned, there was a riot in progress.
Finding his tizzied assistant, the doctor asked,
"What in the world happened?"
The assistant replied, "Well everything was going
just fine until this guy walked by and yelled,
"PEE-NUTS!"

Post 2 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Saturday, 12-Apr-2008 21:31:50

lmfao! just roflroflroflrofl

Post 3 by YankeeFanForLife! (Picapiedra: king of the boards!) on Saturday, 12-Apr-2008 21:34:08

Lol!

Post 4 by TheAsianInvasion (The Zone's invader) on Monday, 14-Apr-2008 2:51:42

roflroflroflrofl, hahahaha

Post 5 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Monday, 14-Apr-2008 10:42:25

ROFLMAO good one.

Post 6 by TheAsianInvasion (The Zone's invader) on Wednesday, 02-Jul-2008 6:11:09

lol, re-reading that still makes me laugh...